Bazookaaah Number 38

Party conference season and we've got 2 for 1 this week.

The Greens were somewhere Green last week and Zack Polanski, the head of the Greens that sounds a bit cockney rhyming slang was giving it big licks in a Marxist old fashioned industrial style talking about chains and stuff, mind you it's very different to the executive attitude of the Unite The Colours movement that had their patriotic bucket hats made in Bangladesh.

Yes we covered the Tories as well, Robert Jenrick who is great value got the Bazookaaah treatment as well as Chris Philp (a speech defect sufferer's nightmare) and their insistence to outlaw Sharia Law, it'll be awful to break it to them that it's already outlawed.

Gary Neville and the backlash brigade get Bazookered as well, this includes people like Jeremy Kyle, who's fleeced the underclass so much he might as well own Wetherspoons.